Working a vintage race an elderly driver spun and backed his formula car into the wall. I was second on scene in the wrecker, getting there just in time to see the rescue worker cut the steering wheel off at the shaft. The driver bent it down into his lap when he backed into the wall. He was a melodramatically moaning "get my son.." and "DON'T CUT THE CAR ANYMORE!"

After having to unbolt parts of the car to get him out we finally found his son. We walked him to the ambulance to his uninjured father. The son says to his dad, "well, you wrecked my car..." dad said "ya, sorry" to which the son replied "This is coming out of your allowance..."

I had to laugh..