I've got live engine telemetry:
1. Steam --- coolant leak.
2. Blue smoke -- oil be leakin!
3. Black smoke -- oil be leakin and burning!
4. White smoke -- damn Lucas crap!
5. Flame --- double damn that Lucas crap!
6. No engine noise -- sumptin broke!
7. Bad engine noise -- hold it down Captain, she ain't blowed up yet!
8. Good engine noise -- dude, this can't be right!
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