The Greys and SCCA Management

[JeffYoung]

Hoop! No! Don't go in the woods! That's where the Willyburgnuggerbears live. They eat uninsured auto-crossers for breakfast!

[iambhooper]

Hoop! No! Don't go in the woods! That's where the Willyburgnuggerbears live. They eat uninsured auto-crossers for breakfast!
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Jeff, don't worry. Most of them are my cross eyed, celf tawt, no flush toilet using kinfowlk. They are often married to there sisters and other than a general lack of trust in anything from "those city fowlk" or "floridians", they are harmless. In fact, most of them are real good at fixun up some conrnbread and possum, whitlin, dranking (a few still make their own), and smokin "for medicinal reasons only" (many still grow their own).

They are full of pride, as this can been seen in their old car and concrete mixer colection that's often on display in front of their trailer. Many times they will try to dress these up with Bud Lite cans or old faded plastic childrens toys. As there is no reason to spend good beer and smokes money on childrens clothing, the younguns will often be seen playing around these prized possesions without a stitch on them.

I could go on and on... but my point is, these are the people that tend to attract most of the Alien visitors in the area, so hopefully we will be safe in our seclusion. That is unless, I decide to maintain the racing business, and Melinda want's a sidewalk to the cabin....

[erlrich]

Who are these Greys, and where do they live? Sounds like it's time for a good ole fashioned ass-whoopin

[JeffYoung]

Zeta Reticuli. Fire up the warp drive, put on some tea, and you can be there in a few hours.

[erlrich]

Zeta Reticuli. Fire up the warp drive, put on some tea, and you can be there in a few hours. [/b]

Dammit man, I'm only an ITA driver, we aren't allowed warp drive (in his best Scottish accent).

Guess I'll just have to be assimilated. Lead me to your cones...

[iambhooper]

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[JeffYoung]

Willy rectal probe is a bitch man. I feel for you. So to speak.

[leawil]

Willyburgnuggerbears are SmashCAR fans, of course.

[iambhooper]

I survived, manage to get away by tempting them with cough medicine, bud lite and a pack of doral full flavored!

Yes, they are NECKAR people. They often look at you with wild intensity when you first tell them that you race cars. When your response to their "What kinda kar do ya race?" question is... "Honda CRX!" They then give you the deer in the headlight response.