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    Man, every time I see that advert banner at the top of the page, I can't help but think of myself!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ed Funk View Post
    Man, every time I see that advert banner at the top of the page, I can't help but think of myself!
    I thought the same thing.. I looked them up just to see if they have anything for me. But I am not in teh market right now.. maybe woudl take more serious if I was in need.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ed Funk View Post
    Man, every time I see that advert banner at the top of the page, I can't help but think of myself!
    You Do Mean the "racing nuts" Part, Right?
    Gettin' old aint for wimps

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    Sorry, thoght this post was about Jake!!! Jk, have a great weekend

    and now a new feature: Advise of the day...

    I don' t suggest ever trying to teach your dog to drink beer... Next day isn't so great

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    Quote Originally Posted by RSTPerformance View Post
    Sorry, thoght this post was about Jake!!! Jk, have a great weekend

    and now a new feature: Advise of the day...

    I don' t suggest ever trying to teach your dog to drink beer... Next day isn't so great

    Raymond
    Ha! Reminds me of the time that I accidentally let my dog's water bowl get empty. I went to sleep that night, with a half empty glass of scotch and ice on an end table. The ice melted to the point that the dog could drink it. Have you ever seen a dog with hangover? No, I never let that happen again!
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    Reminds me of way back. There was this 18 year old beer bar & store that a granny operated by a small lake. She had this black & white dog with loooong ears. She would pour some beer in a saucer on the floor & the dog would lap up the beer. Lap up what his ears hadn't soaked up. After some beer this dog was real layed back. Of course we

    were doing some therefore maybe we were the ones that were layed back.
    Have Fun ; )
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    Huh. Back in my long ago mis-spent youth, my sister Sue bought a raccoon as a pet (this was when you could do that, before rabies became an issue)
    Well, my hard partying sister thought it would be hysterical to give the coon a bowl of beer.
    The coon got skunked.
    She got aggressive, running in staggering circles while snarling, this after drinking as much of the beer as she could and rolling over with the bowl, dumping it all over herself.
    Ever try to corner a 30LB drunken raccoon? A drunken raccoon that is busy trying to rip the refrigerator door off the hinges so she can get inside and feast?
    I don't recommend it.
    That was the first and last time my sister did that. Thankfully. It's pretty mean to get an animal shitfaced.
    Now when they do it to themselves on rotten apples, well that's fair game for fun.
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    How'd this thread get so far off topic?? It started about me being a track stud, and has degenerated into getting puppies schnockered. WTF!:026:
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    It's Ray's fault.
    He didn't want to talk about your apparent studliness.
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    ---apparent???---APPARENT!?!??
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ed Funk View Post
    ---apparent???---APPARENT!?!??
    Yeah, Steph, I don't see it either...


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    Quote Originally Posted by StephF View Post
    It's Ray's fault.

    Isn't it always?
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    Quote Originally Posted by StephF View Post
    It's Ray's fault.
    He didn't want to talk about your apparent studliness.

    Apparently, like the rest of us, he assumed you really should be under 50 to be considered a stud..............
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    In my mind, I am under 50 and Jimmy Carter is still president!
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    Trust me... Raymond's always at fault. : )

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