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    Huh. Back in my long ago mis-spent youth, my sister Sue bought a raccoon as a pet (this was when you could do that, before rabies became an issue)
    Well, my hard partying sister thought it would be hysterical to give the coon a bowl of beer.
    The coon got skunked.
    She got aggressive, running in staggering circles while snarling, this after drinking as much of the beer as she could and rolling over with the bowl, dumping it all over herself.
    Ever try to corner a 30LB drunken raccoon? A drunken raccoon that is busy trying to rip the refrigerator door off the hinges so she can get inside and feast?
    I don't recommend it.
    That was the first and last time my sister did that. Thankfully. It's pretty mean to get an animal shitfaced.
    Now when they do it to themselves on rotten apples, well that's fair game for fun.
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    How'd this thread get so far off topic?? It started about me being a track stud, and has degenerated into getting puppies schnockered. WTF!:026:
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    It's Ray's fault.
    He didn't want to talk about your apparent studliness.
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    ---apparent???---APPARENT!?!??
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ed Funk View Post
    ---apparent???---APPARENT!?!??
    Yeah, Steph, I don't see it either...


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    Quote Originally Posted by StephF View Post
    It's Ray's fault.

    Isn't it always?
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    Quote Originally Posted by StephF View Post
    It's Ray's fault.
    He didn't want to talk about your apparent studliness.

    Apparently, like the rest of us, he assumed you really should be under 50 to be considered a stud..............
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    In my mind, I am under 50 and Jimmy Carter is still president!
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    Trust me... Raymond's always at fault. : )

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