And now, for something completely different:

For reasons best explained by the painkillers I'm taking for a shoulder problem, I was thinking about the idea of this track in Tamworth and the motorsports "country club" concept when I started thinking about what a remake of "Caddyshack" would be like in that setting.

So, let me ask, who would play whom?

I could see either of the Blethen brothers playing Danny Noonan.

Crazy Phil Cardoza as Carl Spackler?

Ray as Al Czervik?

Judge Smails anyone?


Gather in circles and discuss.

Steve