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Terry Hanushek
08-15-2013, 12:03 AM
We appear to have a competition developing here in NEDiv.

In May, Ed Funk acknowledged being The Most Dangerous Driver in IT with a public statement "According to two of my competitors, that would be me". He has basked in this glory all summer.

However, after the RAL we have a new challenger in Dan Sheppard with his new forum signature "Dan, The New Most Dangerous Driver In IT"

How will we determine who the real Most Dangerous Driver is? Will there be an election? How will we vote?

Perhaps we could have a driving competition at the end of the year. The last race in the Northeast is the Jersey Road Racing Classic ("The Jerk") at NJMP. The Jersey Racing Board would be willing to sponsor the Most Dangerous Driver competition(?) at our season-ender. We could bring in the NEDiv Executive Steward to judge the competition and award a prize as The Jerk of "The Jerk".

Whata ya think?

With tongue in cheek

Terry
StephF
08-15-2013, 07:01 AM
At the beer party, we shoukd have a screening of Steve Martin's movie, "The Jerk".
dtanthon
08-15-2013, 08:26 AM
We could get a sponsor ... Dos Equis could make a 'The Most Dangerous Driver in NEDiv' instead of doing 'The Most Interesting Man' We all like beer.....

After seeing Ed and Dan drive they may not even be close to winning this award.

But I do like the idea of having special awards at the end of the year.
Best Drive
Best Whiner
Worst Luck
Biggest Idiot (I'm in for this)
etc...
StephF
08-15-2013, 12:55 PM
We could get a sponsor ... Dos Equis could make a 'The Most Dangerous Driver in NEDiv' instead of doing 'The Most Interesting Man' We all like beer.....

After seeing Ed and Dan drive they may not even be close to winning this award.

But I do like the idea of having special awards at the end of the year.
Best Drive
Best Whiner
Worst Luck
Biggest Idiot (I'm in for this)
etc...

Well can we nominate people then? The top nominees get to race together? (I bet Kirk K has a candidate or two.)
team-gpracing
08-15-2013, 01:46 PM
We need a great equalizer though. Like go-karts. Or shopping carts.

Two men enter, one man leaves.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmRAiUPdRjk
ner88
08-15-2013, 02:56 PM
hey Darrell and Terry,
You guys will do anything to get a cheap plug for one of your events! :D
Ed Funk
08-15-2013, 03:03 PM
hey Darrell and Terry,
You guys will do anything to get a cheap plug for one of your events! :D

CHEAP.!??! Who you callin' cheap? I ain't cheap! Reasonable maybe, but not cheap.
MMiskoe
08-15-2013, 09:51 PM
CHEAP.!??! Who you callin' cheap? I ain't cheap! Reasonable maybe, but not cheap.

You are however from New England so to the rest of the world you're at least miserly.
Dano77
08-15-2013, 10:45 PM
You want me to show up, You need to pay me first place money. No matter where I finish. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Pattens fathers driver used to get that deal in the 50s ish. Just drive and start an issue.


Dan, THE New Most Dangerous Driver in IT Today......