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titanium
02-23-2005, 10:54 PM
http://www.bustedtees.com/product.php?name...me=boringnascar (http://www.bustedtees.com/product.php?name=boringnascar)
Yuk Yuk Yuk...
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C. Ludwig
02-24-2005, 01:31 AM
Along the same lines.

Saw this posted on another board...

If NASCAR ran dog-tail-chasing they'd...

A)Turn a fun event in the short term into a four hour production so the sponsors on the side of the dog's butt could get more TV time.
B)Find an over weight dog with undersized feet that can't acclerate, turn, or brake and call it a race dog.
C)The dog would have to be a coon hound.
D)They'd throw a caution flag every 10 laps so the dog could catch it's breath and get a drink of water without it's tail getting too far ahead.
E)They'd interview the 30th place tail after the race who was soundly beaten and gnawed at by the winning dog and it'd say they were really fast but just didn't get any breaks and they're looking forward to the next time the dog chases them.
F)They'd interview the dog after the race and he'd sound more intelligent that Dale Jr.